I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
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eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
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I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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