another moral hangover. fuck.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
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had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
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say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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