yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Hippo gnu deer
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
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