So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
I'm really busy with my period
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