She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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