I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
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my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
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I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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