the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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