Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
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Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
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Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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