If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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