census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
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