Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
The air was thick with penises
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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