Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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