can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
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besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
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Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
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So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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