So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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