So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
As shirtless as possible
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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