I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
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He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
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Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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