Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
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