why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
Randomize
