found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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