Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
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