i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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