try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
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