so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
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