So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
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I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
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He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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