I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
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you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
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do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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