Pregnant stripper...not hot.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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