so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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