Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
You're like the curious george of whores
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
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