good thing vaginas are great cup holders
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
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I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
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I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
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