For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
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