Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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