Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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