But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
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with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
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We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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