I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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