i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
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MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
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Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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