I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
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