I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
