is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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