You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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