CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
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I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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