He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
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Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
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I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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