You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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