i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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