we're blogging at a bar
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
Randomize
