Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
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The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
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I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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