how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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