dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
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You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
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You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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