everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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