i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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