This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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