My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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