i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
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To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
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Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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