I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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