your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
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masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
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Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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