i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
My vagina just recognized that song.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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