TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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