i was born a porn star she said
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
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I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
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Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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