i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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