is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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