is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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