handjob tips. give me some.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I can't turn off my feet"
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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